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Green Lipped Mussels

by Adam & Lara on 04/18/10

Common sense tells us to stay away from things with green lips, or at the very least never touch them with your mouth.  But in the name of adventure we ignored our instincts and didn't regret it one bit.


Profuse sweating eminent, Adam opted to wear his moisture-resistant Nike base layer.


Look at the lips on that thing!


The euphoria of shoving mussels in our face was quickly replaced with lethargy and self-loathing, which was quickly replaced with gas.

Please do not try this at home.

Comments (3)

1. Friends of Friends said on 4/21/10 - 10:37PM
Did Adam kill Lara? There haven't been any pictures of her up here lately... Just Adam and his "new friends"...
2. Boris said on 4/24/10 - 01:32AM
You have a very healthy beard! Very healthy indeed. http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/
3. Glowing Rectangles said on 5/1/10 - 12:07AM
Come back to us. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Vector_Video_Standards2.svg


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