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Maybe I was a bit harsh.

by Adam & Lara on 11/13/10

Adam here, otherwise known as the comedy genius behind that last post.

Did I go overboard? Cause to tell you the truth, even if each of the 283 words of the previous post were wiggly fingers touching my baby-soft tummy, they still wouldn't tickle me as much as the comedic explosion unleashed by those words themselves. Goblins with anuses for heads? That's so brilliant and forward-thinking! This "Brad" character (see comments on previous post) must have Andrew Dice Clay (bad boy of ass comedy) confused with Carl Sagan (rad boy of astronomy). It's okay Brad, we all make whoopsy-daisies at one time or another. I have tightened the security settings of this blog so that such silly-billy nonsense will no longer make it through the comment acceptance filter.

Anywho, Jim, Bonny and Lara all tell me that I was being a jerk, so here's your apology:

SORRY FOR CALLING YOU BUTT-NUGGETS, PEE-DRINKING STUPIDFACES, AND FAT ANUS-HEADED GOBLINS. YOU ARE NEITHER NUGGETS OF BUTT, NOR DO YOU DRINK PEE. YOUR HEAD IS NOT AN ANUS AND IT IS OF NORMAL PROPORTIONS. ALSO YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE AND GOOD AT SPORTS. THANK YOU FOR READING OUR BLOG AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.
In remembrance of this tragedy I have placed a new digital placard in the sidebar to serve as a perpetual reminder that your head is not an anus.

Now that we passed that gallstone, here's all the stuff that you motherf*ckers have missed out on lately:

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Kayaking in Doubtful Sound.

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Catching 4lb. trout out of the Oreti River.


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Livin' the dream on swing bridges.

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Being totally dialed near glaciers.

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Pole dancing.

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Goat touching.

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Pig watching.

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Unionizing.

It's been a great trip so far and we haven't been kicked out of any public places yet.

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Yet...

Comments (2)

1. Christy said on 11/15/10 - 02:03AM
I've loved all your posts, especially seeing what a great trip your parents are having. The only downside to your literary style is that I can't share with my 85 year old mother, who takes offense at such words as damn. Oh well.
2. Goat said on 11/19/10 - 01:16PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NOW HAVE NOSE RASH. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. LAW SUIT. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


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