Homeruns Coming Out the Pujols : And now this is happening...
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Homeruns Coming Out the Pujols

by Adam & Lara on 10/23/11

Finally Adam and Lara have their Halloween costumes picked out:



We're still deciding who will go as the pitcher and who will go as the belly-itcher.

You just can't beat watching Poops hit 3 dingers in a World Series game. That shit is ridic. Here's what it looks like to peep ridic shit in Australia:

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Key to getting a bar in Melbourne to show an MLB game with the volume up: continuously order $9.60 pints.

The icing on the cake was watching the All Blacks edge out France to win the Rugby World Cup. At least Dubya can still enjoy his freedom fries.

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