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Mandatory Holiday Blog Post!

by Adam & Lara on 12/29/11

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We really hope that you've been enjoying your Judeo-Christian holidays, and even if you're not Jewish or Christian, we hope you've enjoyed having the holidays shamelessly thrust in your face. It's not the worst thing that's been shamelessly thrust in your face, right Fogle?

Speaking of thrusting things in faces...

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This stuff is kosher, right?

Either way, Adam's beard is kosher enough to let it slide. Let's talk Jeebus. We had an epic Christmas over here. Everybody got exactly what they wanted. Especially Tom.

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Tom got drunk.

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Lara got drunk and weird.

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Adam got exceptionally weird.

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And Jacqui got Tom's presents that she bought for him, gun-lighter included.

Hanukkah was off the charts as well. Sans the 22 pounds of glazed ham that we ate for dinner during days 2, 4, 5 and 7, the rest of 4 crazy nights were spent in pious observation.

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Poor planning forced us to spend Hanukkah just like the Maccabees of yore - huddling around a menorah made from a scotch bottle container and tea candles, wearing makeshift yarmulkes we found behind the couch. And now you, our friends, know the story of Hanukkah!

See you kids in 2012.

Comments (3)

1. Annas' Friends Kristal and Stacy said on 12/29/11 - 11:04PM
We need to chat with you kids. there is a chance we are moving to Canberra, caink at indiana dot edu
2. kathy said on 12/30/11 - 04:03AM
you should totally sell that menorah on etsy.
3. adam said on 12/30/11 - 07:09AM
@stacey & kristal - we owe you a response big time, i'll get on it asap. @kathy - YES YES YES


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