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Melly Kleemah!

by Adam & Lara on 12/25/10

Adam's sister Anna and her fiance Anna got a Dairy Queen ice cream cake for Christmas with the message "Melly Kleemah" written on it in frosting. We're not sure what that means, but it clearly made them extremely happy:

the annas christmas card 2010
The laser beam background might lead you to believe that this picture is from the future, but believe us - this picture is extremely here and now.

We're having Christmas right now, and it is so, so good. That's right, we get to have our way with Christmas 18 hours before you even get a sight of it. Enjoy our sloppy yuletide seconds:

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In New Zealand people wear ridiculous wigs on Christmas. Well, not all people. But drunk people do.

Those mountains behind us are the view from the balcony of our new 3-story apartment in Fernhill. It's only 300 times better than our last apartment, and it costs a whole 50 bucks more per week. And for that we are thankful on this day of days. 

christmas in queenstown
It sucks to move into a new place and find out that your flatmates like to cook enormous feasts and mix professional quality cocktails on their days off.

Merry Christmas to all of you. Your present is going to arrive on February 24th, 2011 at San Francisco International Airport, and would enjoy staying on your couch for 1-6 weeks.

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1. Jib said on 12/25/10 - 09:02PM
The thing of it is... Merry Christmas. And I'm glad to hear you are staying on our couch because all my fishing/fly tying/rod building/music making/hiking and telescoping stuff are in your bedroom along with home, auto repair and gardening books so there is no room for you there.


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