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OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT

by Adam & Lara on 12/03/12

Oh. My. God. Are you okay? You must have been sitting here for hours... days... weeks... 8 AND A HALF MONTHS?!

Okay, you're mad. We get it. We left you here, like a poodle in a station wagon, to fry in the summer heat while we were carelessly meandering about the new Westfield Plaza, stuffing Auntie Ann's pretzels in our faces like poodles in station wagons. But seriously, it's not like that.

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We've been busy doing awesome shit.

We want to win back your trust. No, we're not going to shower you with gifts, unless you consider talking about ourselves a gift. But we will talk to you more. We'll be here for you, we promise. Here to share stuffs. 'Stralyah stuffs and other stuffs. Is gonna be fun. Here is stuffs:

Wilson's Prom
Lara got short hair.

Wilson's Prom
Adam sat in chair.

Salami Making Weekend
Lara butchered animals and looked rad.

Salami Making Weekend
Adam squeezed out 'roo salami and wore plaid.

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Lara made friends with monkeys.

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Adam and Shane danced like honkies.

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Adam cheered for Yadi in Nepal.

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Lara got a hand so she wouldn't fall.

Family Dinner-12
Adam got crazy with a spooner.

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Lara met her relatives on a schooner.

And that brings us to where we are now. And all of you chunder buckets reading this have been pretty busy too... WHERE'S YOUR BLOG POSTS AT?

Bonny retired to a life of Zumba, cosmopolitans and attacking house guests with Tide Sticks. Mary Jo and Joe got engaged. So did Molly and Warren, and Becky and Aaron. So did Louie. Rivi and Alex got up the duff. So did Angie and David, and Rohit and Dimple, and Danielle and David, and Lindsay and Dan. Eric and Lydia got married. Luke and Kira got married and bought a house. J-Bro also bought a new house according to Facebook, but we're still waiting for confirmation. John and Karen picked it up and moved it all the way out to Sonoma. Kira got a new job. So did Anna. And all the while Anne's been hanging out with A-list celebrities.

So there you go. Blog is back. We're back. And we STILL GOT IT BABY.

For now at least.

Comments (2)

1. Molly said on 12/4/12 - 02:50AM
I am HONORED to be included in this update. And happy to hear that you're alive. Tell me more!!! I mean... I stalk you on FB and all, but the blog is WAY better... oh, and... COME BACK!!! xo
2. gigi maaliki said on 12/4/12 - 03:16AM
I LOVE THIS...and YAY you are back!!!!


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