Pardon us, but you're missing out on Jim and Bonny, motherf*ckers.by Adam & Lara on 11/09/10
Oh, we're sorry! Have we not been shoving your simpleton knob-humping minds with enough blog posts lately? Have you been forced to seek alternate means of entertainment, such as The Youtubes, Twitterpedia and Fantasy Foosball? Well we'd really like to apologize, butt nuggets.
You see, we've been extremely busy quitting our jobs so that we can hang out with Jim and Bonny Saraceno. And now they're here. And you're not, motherf*ckers. Also you're ugly.
In the foreground: Jim and Bonny. In the background: glacial fjords. Staring at the computer screen: a bunch of worthless pee-drinking stupidfaces who aren't in New Zealand.
We'll let you guess which one of these people is retired.
We parked the Steema someplace safe and rented a nicer car so we won't look like tourists.