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Opossum World!

by Adam & Lara on 04/11/10

Just when we thought New Zealand couldn't throw any more cheesy tourist attractions at us, it gave us Opossum World... and TOTALLY REDEEMED ITSELF!


From the road one is left teeming with wonderment about what fascinating treasures lie inside.  Our hearts racing, we entered with wide eyes and bushy tails - in many ways mimicking the furry beasts featured in this "world."

Any possum trinket or artifact imaginable - by God this world has it - and oh so much more.


Possum hats - check.


Peepin' possums - check.


Possum choir singing "On The Road Again" on top of a Morris Mini - check.

You're probably thinking "yeah, that's great and all, but it hardly deserves the title of 'world,' right?"  YOU ARE DEAD WRONG.  Behold this breathtaking specimen from the International Wall of Opossum Furs:


Don't be ashamed... those are tears of pride and joy that you're shedding.

Sucks that we hit the high of our trip in month 2.  It's all downhill from here.

Comments (2)

1. Bonny said on 4/11/10 - 11:11PM
If I had any hesitation about visiting you in NZ, it has completely disappeared now that I've seen photos of Possum World....I envision possum-themed gifts for my friends and family members in the near future...
2. Chris said on 4/12/10 - 01:58AM
Holy shit franchise opportunity


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