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by Adam & Lara on 06/09/11

The Anna's are currently wrapping up their honeymoon in Hawaii. Adam and Lara have been staying at their house and trying to reenact the 1999 Royal Rumble with their pets. But since neither of the dogs will drink and spit out fake blood we have no way of portraying Gangrel, and what is a late-90's Royal Rumble without Gangrel?

Anywho, here's what the Annas have been up to:

anna's chicken tat
Anna S. got a rooster tattooed on her back. I would say "insert cock joke here," but then I would have to say "insert cock," which makes me even more uncomfortable than making a cock joke about my sister. Note to self - don't publish jokes about cocks or inserting cocks to friends and family.

anna's goat tat
Anna V. got the traditional goat-wearing-a-Hawaiian-shirt tattoo, which has long been a tribal symbol of strength, honor and casual Fridays.

And here's what Adam and Lara have been up to:

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From left to right, Mogwai, Rosie, Minky, Detective Olivia Benson, Comandah Adamah (fish). This picture was actually taken at a professional studio in front of a white screen, but the pet dander was so thick and perfectly distributed that it resembled the surroundings of the Annas' living room.

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We grilled and competitively drank with Stacy and Kristal, friends who we hijacked from the Annas while they selfishly absconded to foreign lands.
 
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Dressed down or up, Mogwai always looks good.

Until we post again, we just hope that you all are cherishing the present. Specifically, be grateful for how often newscasters are saying the word "weiner." It won't last forever, and you'll miss it when it's gone.

Comments (3)

1. keeks said on 6/14/11 - 12:55PM
i am "one of those" newscasters, and i don't miss it. PS- come back to Chico!
2. adam said on 6/14/11 - 10:57PM
not even a little bit?
3. Andrew said on 7/2/11 - 07:43AM
Adam, is there any truth to the rumor that you are related to one or more members from this band? http://youtu.be/bDciFvBG8a4 <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bDciFvBG8a4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


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