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Ben Lomond

by Adam & Lara on 01/25/11

Last week Adam and Lara climbed Ben Lomond, a mountain near Queenstown that is 1748 meters (5,735 feet) tall. Queenstown itself is 357 meters above sea level, meaning that the total climb was 1391 meters (4564 feet). Adam and Lara completed the climb in 7 hours, which is a testament to their athletic prowess, determination and above average leg length. To think that some pansies take a gondola up the first part of this mountain is despicable.

ben lomond track
The one on the right makes you bigger and the one on the left makes you smaller. Both make you vomit uncontrollably.

ben lomond track
3/4 of the way up you hit a flat saddle area that gives you a chance to rest and shit your pants while you look at the remaining trail.

ben lomond track
The view from the top. Boom.

ben lomond track
The view looking the other way. Double boom.


Per the usual, Adam and Lara managed to erase all dignity from this endeavor by doing stretches to 90's dance music when they got home.

Comments (2)

1. t said on 1/26/11 - 03:56PM
hopefully you didn't eat that mushroom. Those resemble an amanita. They're the most poisonous mushroom family on the planet
2. adam said on 1/27/11 - 11:04PM
yeah, well that's like your opinion, t


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