Happy 2013, Y'all! : And now this is happening...
Back then, Lara had aspirations of becoming a world renowned romance novelist. Now she has no aspirations whatsoever.
WHO WRITES THIS SHIT?
MORE INTERWEBS JUST FOR YOU:
THE STORY:

Happy 2013, Y'all!

by Adam & Lara on 01/06/13

Untitled
Lara's sister Anne showing us the Texas peace sign, which in Texas means "2 chicken fried steaks, y'all."

Happy 2013 folks. Hope you've been keeping up with those new year resolutions. Let's face it, those Shake Weights aren't going to pull themselves out of the closet and jerk themselves back and forth endlessly towards your face! Nope, they need you to do that.

We thought we'd start off the new year in the laziest way we could possibly image. No, we're not going to eat our way through a 20 lb ham while watching the Lethal Weapon series on VHS. Did that last week. We're gonna share our most favorite video chat screenshots from 2012. And by "most favorite" we pretty much mean all. So if you didn't make the cut, CALL US AND QUIT BEIN' A DOUCHE.

  Untitled
There's something about watching your parents interact with technology that never gets old.

  Untitled  
It's hard to tell from the picture but Bonny is actually wearing that tiara in real life. She's retired now, and evidently that's what you do.

Untitled
Adam has been working for Peak Design for the past year, and had to take way WAY too many conference calls with Pete while he was laying in bed in his unmentionables. Not sure what's going on here but Pete is loving it.

  Untitled
Startup culture is not all that different from the corporate world. You still have long rambling meetings where a few people talk and everybody else struggles to listen. But in startups we get to wear funny accessories and smoke flavored tobacco out of vaporizers. How Web 2.0 is THAT?!

  Untitled
Luke lives in London where monacles and bushy moustaches are commonplace, and pirate hats are quite silly, indeed.

  Untitled 
When talking to the Annas, any lull in conversation is seen as an opportunity to pick up animals and shove them into the webcam.

 Untitled  
K WAIT UP GOTTA SAVE MY WOW SCORE

Untitled
Travis and Rod (congrats on the engagement!) got some really neat pillows that totally tied the room together. They think the pillows look like Adam's beard. Adam thinks his beard is of unmatched fluffiness.

  Untitled
When you're hanging out with Ivy, Pete and Jojo in the garage, there's always a chance that creepy uncle J-Bro will pop in.

Sometimes our video chats go on for hours. Like that time Lara's brother Luke showed up how to make pizza...

UntitledUntitledUntitledUntitled  
He's special.

Or that time when we had a fat face contest with Brooke and Sophie...

UntitledUntitledUntitledUntitled  
Brooke won, making it her 7th straight title since Tahoe, 2007.

Untitled
Keeks doesn't like being typecast as a straight-laced news reporter. She's actually very laid back and fun-loving, and in her spare time likes to fish.

Hope you enjoyed this filler material as much as we enjoyed slopping it together before going to watch NFL playoffs. Looking forward to our next post, when we smear some more sticky globs of fun-time butter on this crispy brown blog toast.

  Untitled
Dat's nasty.

Comments (0)


Leave a comment


click to see older, shittier blog
GO SEE THE OLD STUPID BLOG:
Sorry for being a jerk that one time.
BEST VIEWED IN FIREFOX OR CHROME
AWARDS AND DISTINCTIONS:
LARA
Back then, Adam was a baby-faced young professional. Now he is a Sasquatch-faced... well... now he's Sasquatch.
ADAM
Adam and Lara used to live in San Francisco where their pathetic lives were consumed by work, boozing and jockeying for social attention.
Nowadays everything is different. They don't work nearly as much.

INSTAGRAM #ANDNOWTHISISHAPPENING