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Merry Chrimbus!

by Adam & Lara on 12/26/12

Merry Chrimbus from Australia!

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Traditional Australian Christmas Decor

We hope you all have had a fantastic day of socially acceptable binge drinking/eating. We spent our Chrimbus with the wonderful people of 115 Easey Street, inviting other wayward orphans to join. The result was fun, and gradually more messy as the night went on. I'm sure pics of that will sprout up on Facebook eventually. But we want to give you something different here:

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In order to conform to Australia's flexible fuel standards, Santa's Aussie Sleigh was retrofitted with the necessary components to accept E85, which is at least 85% etho-ho-ho-nol.


Looking forward to 2013, the year in which the Mayan calendar predicts blogging will reach total obsolescence.

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1. neat reader said on 6/3/14 - 08:45PM
neat post


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