Jeepers, Pete!
by Adam & Lara on 05/07/11Well sack me in the ribs and call me Judy Garland! My long time crony Peter Dering just invented a new-fangled camera fastening gadget that'll knock your socks off I tells ya! And I'll be damned if he didn't beat the Russians to it!
Hop on the trolley and buy one yourself!
What really sweeps my chimney is that he's mustered over $70,000 in dough from camera-machine fanatics across the globe - from here to Walla Walla, Washington I tells ya! That's enough greenbacks to buy yourself a Studebaker and a driveway to park it in, smack-dab in the center of the booming grainbelt metropolis of East St. Louis!
And the press - we'll let me tell ya - the press ain't perked up like this since the Dewey Defeats Truman boner of '48! Electronic newspapers around the country have been bursting their flashbulbs to get the spin - Gizmodo, PetaPixel, Digital Trends - it's madness I tells ya! I must specifically point out that I am telling you these things, I tells ya!
Well Pete, here's to all that tinkering you did with the leftover steel from the war. You're living the great American dream. Next time I see you I'm sure you'll be sporting a brand new jacket from Sears and Roebuck and driving one of them fancy Edsels I read about in Popular Mechanics.
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