Crater Madness and the Head-Shot Heard Round The World
by Adam & Lara on 05/03/11You'll have to excuse us if this post isn't the sharpest. We were up all night last night marching around town with a bloodlusty flag-waving mob celebrating the death of Osama Bin Laden. And while we feel like that was a completely normal reaction, the fact of the matter is that we were up all Friday and Saturday night marching around town with bloodlusty flag-waving mobs celebrating the royal wedding. We're just praying that the NFL lockout doesn't end today since we don't know if we can handle another sleepless night of screaming the Star Spangled Banner.
In any case, suck it Trump.
Now's the time to place your bet on the ultra-right's next arbitrary burning platform!
In other news, we've seen a shitload of craters in the last month. Two to be exact, but crater distribution being what it is on the Earth's forever evolving crust, seeing two is a pretty big deal.
The first one was Crater Lake, which is a big round water-filled crater that was formed about 7,700 years ago in the middle of Oregon when a volcano blew up. During the Winter it's covered with snow, so we strapped on snow shoes and went at it.
The caldera in the middle is called Wizard Island because it was first discovered by Adam's middle school Dungeons and Dragons Group.
Our second crater experience was Meteor Crater in Arizona, which is hailed as the most well-preserved impact crater site in the World. It's also located on private land and requires payment of a $15 admission fee to view, making it the World's most profitable giant f*cking hole in the ground.
For $30 that's a pretty good view, considering that you can pay that same amount to attend an Astros game and see an equally empty void.
There you have it. After the squirrel balls post we wanted to up the maturity of our content. We hope you're pleased with it.
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