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Oh Shit We're Awesome Again

by Adam & Lara on 01/09/12

Since we left New Zealand we've been meandering around aimlessly trying to rekindle the blogworthyness of our previous lives. We used to climb volcanoes and jump off bridges and all sorts of other crazy shit. For Christ's sake, we ZORBed.


These days things have slowed down a bit. We just spent 45 minutes scouring Flickr for the craziest thing we've done in the past 10 months, and this is what we came up with:

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Excuse me ma'am, you're driving on the wrong side of the bridge. Wait a sec, YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE ON THIS BRIDGE! WOAAOAOAOH!

Ahh, that was neat. But just not the same kind of neat you've come to expect from a couple of floor-humping, lamb-snugglin' earthquake survivors. And that's why we couldn't wait to tell you the great news: as of right now we are completely fucking awesome again.

You see, Lara just got a new job at a bakery. On her 3rd day of work the Fleet Foxes came in, commented on her crazy-delicious iPod selection, announced themselves as the fucking Fleet Foxes, and subsequently put us on the VIP list to get into their sold-out show. Boom goes the dynamite.

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We were so close that we could literally smell the Apples in the summer, golden sweet. But then we realized that was just some weed somebody was passing around.

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"Oh hey Adam and Lara, I hope you guys are comfortable in those free VIP seats. Why don't I play your favorite song next. What's that? You want us to put up a giant pulsating Incan-inspired disco light behind us? Done."

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And finally, proof that we were actually there.

The rest of the pics can be seen here. For those leaving comments we just want to let you know that "jealous" is spelled the same in the Queen's English.

Comments (3)

1. Rich said on 1/10/12 - 10:10AM
Brohaim, most excellent Shaq beard.
2. adam said on 1/10/12 - 02:34PM
thanks bromolo - i consider it more of a baron davis or zach galifinakis, but shaq works too
3. Brad said on 1/12/12 - 02:23PM
Bromide - Galafinakis, yes. I'm seeing some Juaquin Phoenix and Tolstoy in there too. It's clear the awesomeness of your beard has eclipsed the pompitude of some band that likes pastries.


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