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by Adam & Lara on 05/02/11

And look at the nuts on this squirrel:


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Everything's bigger in Texas.

You can thank Lara for having the patience and artistic vision for capturing that gem. Now that we've shocked your sensitive virginal eyes, let us soothe you with some of the nicer furry friends that we've met in our travels. We've translated the captions into LOL so you can understand what they're thinking.

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DIS LIL PIGGY STAID HOME.

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O MAI GOD APPEL nom nom nom nom nom.

doubtful sound
11 BABIEZ! I CAN HAZ REALITY TV SERIEZ?

doubtful sound
POSE FOR TEH CAMERA... MAYBE HE LET US FREE!

doubtful sound
DIS MAI ROCK, MUTHAF*CKAZ.

hokitika
SO TIRED BUT MUS KEEP STANDIN.

abel tasman
HOLY SHIT GUYZ DER IS WHOLE NOTHER WORLD UP HERE!

milford track
SUP DAWG LEMME GET CRACKER OR SOMETIN.

the catlins
LEEVE ME LONE I'S ENDANGERD!

the catlins
I'S FROM SWITZERLAND!

the catlins
HEY BIG FAT NEW ZEALAND PIGEONZ GOT FEELINZ TOO.

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DIS IS MAI MOMMY NOW?

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OK OK I HADZ ENUFF, PUT ME DOWN NOW PLS.

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