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by Adam & Lara on 08/29/11

Sorry for sleepin' on y'alls!

after party in room 112
Shhhhh... I'm changin' the channels.

It's time to get this sappy crap basket of a blog rolling again. One more apology for the extreme lull in blog action. All of our recent action has been entirely devoted to our back sactions. Observe:

Source of action: back sactions.

We've got 2 more weddings behind our belts, both of which have forced us to buy bigger belts. We're currently living with Lara's mom Mary Jo and her borkfriend, Joe Bork, in Eden Prairie, MN. Adam is now working for Peter and his amazing technicolor Capture Camera Clip System, which is part employment and part reparation for Adam constantly ripping on Pete's antique vernacular. Most importantly, the air conditioning is working in our '91 Lexus again.

Least importantly, we're moving to f*cking Australia on October 5th. More to come on that too.

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1. B said on 8/30/11 - 04:06AM
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