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It feels so good Down Under

by Adam & Lara on 10/22/11

We're not the kind of people who would go to painstaking efforts to keep up a blog for an entire year and then completely drop off the map for 2 months in the midst of one of our most blog-worthy adventures yet. That's why we're dropping this update on you, a mere 1 month and 22 days since our last post. You're completely welcome.

Anyway, we're sorry we've been silent thus far - we've been busy doing the typical immigration rigamarole... finding an apartment, getting settled in with jobs and hanging out with a hip-hop producer and badass MC.



He's staying in one of the 4-bunk dorms at our hostel, which used to be a nunnery, no big deal. He's got an apartment lined up for next month. He spends his days mixing fresh beats and smoking joints. His eyes actually do shoot laser beams. Do your eyes shoot laser beams? Perhaps that's because your beats aren't really that sick.

So anywho we're in Melbourne now, the birthplace of Australian Rules Football, which is a combination of rugby, soccer and man-hugs. Lara has gotten back into her old habits of suckling at the corporate teat, and Adam has been slanging Capture Camera Clips like his friendship with Pete depended on it (which it probably does at this point). But life on "Easy Street" won't last long - unfortunately we're leaving our hostel on Monday and moving into an apartment on Easey Street. We'll let the pictures tell the rest...

We got crap-tons of friends already, no big deal.

You get exposed to a whole new fleet of automobiles in this part of the world - from the big gay kind to the little gay kind.

It's refreshing to leave San Francisco, a town with a giant homeless problem, and arrive in Melbourne, a town with a giant black demon baby problem.

And that's that for now. Just want you to know that we are alive and doing well. It's a little bit more moist down under than we'd like it to be, but that's Spring in Melbourne for you!

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